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Can someone get the guy from MANESKIN a chair. #Eurovision

"She had an ass like an expensive tulip, and I wished to fondle her." 😬🤢 https://t.co/0wjMgUxSDX

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only a drift of rose, or cardamine, along the backroad home, wind in the trees, the angel half-revealed, improbable, lighting the hedge like a flame in the green of morning ‘Apostasy’, a poem by John Burnside: https://t.co/RTIctc4DR8

MOLDOVA Fuck yeah! Winner. #Eurovision

"The little boy made Vera nervous. He was a quiet, happy baby. He would occasionally clap his hands together, applauding something only he could appreciate. Still, he was so small." https://t.co/jqY9gh0BUX

UKRAINE. Hats! Tune! Primary school recorders! Lovely. I'm all in. #Eurovision

UNITED KINGDOM. Nice jumpsuit. Nice hair. Jurgen Kloppish. What's not to like. Guitar!!!!! #Eurovision

ARMENIA. Terrible. You need to have a word with your landlord.

Well done the public! Well done Ukraine! Everyone's a winner (except Germany obvs)! #Eurovision

NORWAY. What did the banana say? #Eurovision

SPAIN. I like big Spain and I cannot lie. #Eurovision

Mika is taller than I thought. Not that I have thought too much about Mika. But there you go. #Eurovision

It's a bit unfair that Chelsea have to wear shirts with the number of consecutive FA Cup Finals they've lost emblazoned on them.

Shit! We might win!!! #Eurovision