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We almost fucking made it // credit/permission: carti_with_a_k

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I'm in love with the shapes of you https://t.co/WgFEysb0jt

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“Sporting events, monopoly, insider trading – if people involved in these areas ride a motorised push bike, they’re almost certainly a dishonest cheat. Unless they are food delivery drivers."

When you leave your dogs alone for just a few minutes 📸 felix_n_finley | IG https://t.co/IT94IYz6y6

As the UK chalks up 100k deaths, the people of Great Britain are coming to terms with the fact the goofy bloke they elected isn't great at dealing with a crisis.

Me in winter❄️ @MeowedOfficial https://t.co/QZzFqk2VI0

“Gosh, this one just nails it doesn’t it?” she laughed. “Check out his expression! I can just imagine him saying that in his funny voice! Hilarious!”

Babysitting is hard. 📹 arrowwoodretrievers & goodboy.winston | IG https://t.co/LXOhTELq6r

Why am I here? 📹 @joshuaneall https://t.co/HqqKOqUrya

When you watch WWE and practice it on your younger brother 📹 emmanueel.garcia | IG https://t.co/d7AZCB9OQL

"It's my favourite part of the job," she laughed. "It's really rewarding when you smoosh the last of it away."

This hurts my brain 🧠🔥🔥https://t.co/hkoFCC6BM5

Ten seconds of frowning and hmmmming later, a ‘ding’ lets the girlfriend know it’s decision time, so she can ask for the Moscato that she was always going to choose anyway. Or an espresso martini.