I saw goldenbarbie wearing a bathing suit in the snow so I wore a bathing suit in the snow. 😉😝❄️
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A BIG Happy Birthday to @twhiddleston ...we still have a Hulk... @MarkRuffalo https://t.co/8owcGAeyCp
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Hoping the man behind the mischief is celebrating well today. Happy Birthday, @twhiddleston! 🎉 https://t.co/YXz2IqkQ11
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Is Mr. Castor just... ad libbing?
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My first year in LA I cried every day. I hated that all my co-workers were more settled or had gone to college with each other. I hated that I wasn’t sexy! This was in 2005 when to be funny and be a girl you needed to have a kind of low monotone voice have a sex kitten persona
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Ever have one of those nightmares where it's your time to talk and everybody's looking at you, but you haven't prepared anything?
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I’m not a cat hahahahaha
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Cheers to the worlds laziest trainer zocobodypro 😂 for a fun session centrfit #thorloveandthunder
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AMAZING news to share - in less than 24hrs our NEW projectrock #BreakingBarriersCollection accounts for 23 out of underarmour’s TOP 25 items in sales. 23 out of 25 🤯🙏🏾 My DEEPEST GRATITUDE and MAHALO for rockin’ with me and putting your trust in us. 2021 is a defining year for Project Rock and where we take the brand - and your trust - from here. Strength is a state of mind... Our calluses make it a reality. #1seller #breakingbarrierscollection #THEhardestworkersintheroom #stateofmind AVAILABLE NOW IN BIO 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾 jonbrandoncruz 🎥
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I’m worried the cardboard cutouts from the Super Bowl aren’t socially distancing in the dumpster.
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Hoping the man behind the mischief is celebrating well today. Happy Birthday, twhiddleston! 🎉
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In my recurring “I’m not prepared and yet I’m talking anyway” nightmare, if I got to a point where I said “Nebraska is quite the judicial thinking place,” I think that’s the time I would wake up yelling and sweating.
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In LA comedy, as a woman, you couldn’t not be white. You couldn’t not be skinny. You had to be a thin white woman who wore unsexy clothes but somehow also talked like a sexy baby. The rules were so weird. Anyway it’s great it’s not 2005!
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