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Marry the one who recognizes your PMS symptoms and meal plans accordingly.
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Watch til the end... "Can you go buy some milk? " Me: "sure." Also me:........ And all this after me telling the kids to be carefully on the ice and not to dick about. I guess I got what I deserved - a bruised arse and a bruised ego - I'm 38 for god's sake. #icy #fail #dadlife #imjustamassivekid #slippy #fod #pridecomesbeforethefall #naileditfailedit #dadsonice
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it ain’t Halloween but this was too big for him on Halloween and it will be too small this year so he had to wear it sometime
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It's hard to see kids struggle through an activity. But, according to new research, parents aren't doing them any favors when taking over: https://t.co/zEsNgZJqXI https://t.co/HW9G6Kc58T
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