Drinks Contents Archive

PAUL: "shame it wasn't an ice cream competition, that's really nice" OH IS IT A SPRING ROLL COMPETITION THEN, PAUL? #GBBO

Hey, y'all paying $8?

MOST OTHER TV SHOWS: "The big twist is that this character you thought was dead is actually...ALIVE." BAKE OFF: "Rather than using frozen butter, Maxy is using room temperature butter." #GBBO

Since Janusz's spring roll went missing earlier, we honestly can't stop thinking about it. Did someone eat it? Did he eat it? Can he not count? We're gonna be up all night. #GBBO

"Coming soon to Audible, a new blockbuster podcast about the mystery of the century - Janusz's Eighth Spring Roll." #GBBO

How they've never made a deep-fried Mars bar in the Bake Off fryer is the single biggest travesty in the entire show. And that's AHEAD of Howard's custard being stolen. #GBBO

PAUL: "I wanna see baking Nirvana" Not heard of that tribute act. Can't wait to see Kurt Co-pain-au-chocolat and Dave Roll. #GBBO

Regardless of how they've done themselves, you can always see the genuine joy in all of the bakers' eyes when they see another baker do well. It's what keeps us coming back every week. #GBBO

SANDRO: "I'm missing a plum" THE SPRING ROLL BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN. THE PLOT THICKENS. #GBBO

BAKE OFF PRODUCER 1: "right, everyone's calmed down after the tacos, early Halloween, and staggered technical. Shall we do a timeless baking task?" BAKE OFF PRODUCER 2: "nah" BAKE OFF PRODUCER 1: "good point. Spring rolls?" #GBBO

PAUL: "it's just a sheet of puff pastry with chocolate on it" WHAT'S THE PROBLEM PAUL? THAT SOUNDS GREAT. #GBBO

DING DING DING DING We have our first "oven being off the whole time" alert. Pray for Sandro. #GBBO

PAUL TO LOSING BAKER THIS WEEK: "the way you cooked those mushrooms and beansprouts this week was really poor, so we're afraid to say that you have to leave The Great British Bake Off - a show with baking literally in the name" #GBBO

Noel actually liking the cherry and paprika is actually probably the most unsurprising thing on tonight's show. #GBBO

JANUSZ: [makes perfect vol-au-vents] US: "we'd eat them" ABDUL: [makes the same but with perfect custard] US: "we'd eat them" SANDRO: [makes vol-au-vents that look like "yorkshire puddings" with liquidy innards] US: "yeah, who are we kidding? We'd still eat them" #GBBO