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My goal in life is for Lady Whistledown to write about me and my scandaous sex life // credit/permisison: omgskr

Find someone who loves you like this cat loves his hooman 📹 TheDonsauce | IG https://t.co/WoXE6wXv03

My hair in the morning 📸 barnaby_persian | IG https://t.co/r5qlANo4Le

Parenting is hard 📹 thegoldengalsct | IG https://t.co/MtnCLCtj1H

"Ideally it would be good to provide them with an older sibling to flog the ball at them, but, as these entitled players need to learn, you can't always get what you want."

So unfair 😤🤣🤣 https://t.co/LoPkvx6ayn

A PATHWAY TO FREEDOM: The Victorian Government has finally updated the travel information for Victorian residents currently unable to come home due to travel restricitons with Greater Sydney this afternoon. Premier Dan Andrews spoke to the media this morning in Melbourne, where he explained that Victorians stuck in Sydney have two options now instead of just one. “Victorians who are unable to travel home due to the travel restrictions should either wait it out or get really fucken good at tennis,” he said. “Those who are found to be world-class tennis players, they will be allowed in no questions asked. Maybe some light quarantine but that’s about it. But if you are shithouse at tennis, you need to just park your arse and wait for me to allow you to come home naturally,” “Are there any more questions?” Several journalists then raised their hands to which Dan just nodded and said, ‘OK, no questions. Thanks,’ and walked back into the Victorian Parliament. More to come.

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Where has this video been all my life 😂 https://t.co/syT9tYW1U5

Damn 😂😂😂 https://t.co/QOEEwbKyfd

The 8 time Aus Open winner said the famous anti-vaxxer and conspiracist was his desired choice as chef, and as a rich entitled tennis player, his demands should be met.

Some of these comments, watch to the end ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

British humour at its finest 😂

What the fluff?! 📹 @muchi21067312 https://t.co/Y9Fh1Isz91

At 1.96 metres tall and 118kgs, former wrestler Dwayne Johnson would be forgiven for finding his co-star Kevin Hart (1.63 metres) in one of his jacket pockets, likely cursing about how ridiculous the whole situation is!!!