"This is house number nine," they said. "And it still hasn't gotten old yet! So funny!"
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When my parents ask me to say hello to the relatives at the family reunion https://t.co/I7xulFmM7M
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"Respect is a two-way street, bucko," he said.
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Me: "Weekend is here! I'm going to work out, read a book, clean my house and cook a decent meal." Also me: https://t.co/P2hCnII9TY
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"This is clearly in response to the submarine deal," said the Guangzhou gocart owner. "It's a showing of force."
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"Perhaps they could just get a jukebox," they said. "Or better yet, a karaoke machine."
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