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“I never buy large chunks of chicken breast”, she explains, “the bigger it is, the slower it is to cook.”

The tequila never knows when to shut the f*ck up // credit/permission: abbiekusinski (akusinski3 on TikTok)

“It’s a Pinterest wet dream.” “But it’s FUCKING FREEZING.”

Earlier today we reported #Twitter user Ariana posted a tweet on Friday saying “the one job I work at that I get reminded i’m to pretty to work at😂” Not knowing the tweet would be viewed by 20M people today. She clarified that she doesn’t think she’s too pretty to work anywhere. She states she work at Home Depot because it’s a decent job that pays good while she’s in school. Ariana hope her post inspired little girls to realize getting money the right way is possible and you gain so many insightful things and benefits doing it. Today Shaq slid in her DMs to give her a Word of encouragement. (via: ariijosephine)

If a dog can use a computer to do his work, why can't you?

Tag someone you’d beat in FootGolf. 👀😂 (via pieromenor)

“Was it Shell? Did she at least listen to Dark History yet? It’s really good!”