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BAKE OFF SEASON 1: "I'm making a nice pie" BAKE OFF SEASON 13: "I'm making a cake double helix to showcase genealogy and the plight of mankind" #GBBO

Here's something we said about this a while ago: https://t.co/E8DW0V21kM

Join us in congratulating Maybe Sammy on their "Best International Bar Team" #2022SpiritedAwards win, and its Creative Director, Martin Hudak, on his "Best International Brand Ambassador" win!🏆 Discover the inspiration behind the bar in @forbes' video 👉 https://t.co/GOFPTjPwIn https://t.co/xyrYq9sPiG

JANUSZ: [presents perfectly made little cakes in like one hour with edible flowers and everything] PAUL: "seen better" #GBBO

WE'VE JUST REALISED THAT WE STILL HAVEN'T HAD THE HEATWAVE EPISODE AND IT'S THE FINAL NEXT WEEK. IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST FINAL EVER. SEE YOU THEN, YOU LOT. #GBBO

SYABIRA: "could you go away for a minute please, Noel?" EVERY OTHER BAKER WHO HAS BEEN ON THE BAKE OFF EVER: "wait, we were allowed to do that?" #GBBO

PAUL: "peanut and fruit, you wouldn't normally put it together" EVERYONE ELSE: #GBBO https://t.co/Hk9KtFTdkS

Paul and Prue sitting on the side narrating about the bakers is the Bake Off equivalent of the old men in the theatre on The Muppets. #GBBO

PAUL: "they're quite stiff, they really should have done so much better with something they've literally never heard of until 35 minutes ago" #GBBO

We understand why Patisserie Week is saved for the semi final with all the delicateness and precision but imagine if they put it a bit earlier. We mean, the absolute chaos Carole would have produced for it. Breathtaking. #GBBO

SANDRO: "they're a bit on the thick side" OUR BOSS IN OUR ANNUAL REVIEW: "same" #GBBO

ABDUL ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IT AND DIDN'T EVEN BURN ANY OF HIS CAKES. WE NEVER DOUBTED HIM FOR A SECOND. PLEASE DON'T CHECK OUR PREVIOUS TWEETS. #GBBO

Vertical tarts? They're making it up as they go along now, aren't they? #GBBO

If there was ever one Showstopper which tested all the other Bakers ability to be nice to their competitors, it was Syabira's double helix. What an absolute piece of art. #GBBO

If you watch closely, you'll see steam come out of Sandro's ears as he remembers that "semi-circles" are a thing. #GBBO