Don't know how to possibly pass the test, might as well enjoy the moment. đź“ą @pnaik98 https://t.co/wURdrUR98J
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I call that growth. naturesbounty’s Sleep Jelly Bean vitamins taste great so I can wake up feeling refreshed… unlike after midnight deep dish #ad
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"If ya can just hold the door open for me I'll be fine," said the local hero.
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"We went seriously over budget," said the man as if he'd be eating plain potatoes and pasta this week.
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“Yeah, they aren’t exactly straight as an arrow are they"
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Bit of pub ammo for your weekend.
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From next week, if you hear an elephant trumpeting or a low-flying jumbo jet pass overhead, chances are it won’t be that.
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