hello @joebiden I have been blocked by the president for four years can I get a follow plz
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ran our asses up the stairs for this shot. just incredible to be here. sober. I know that’s weird but it’s like...a different world for me. everything is new and better. very happy. the most happy bigly happy https://t.co/kdbp9A8ocE
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An icy, gratitude fueled special teremana Tuesday toast to all of you 🥃🧊🖤 THANK YOU for making Teremana the most exciting and record setting tequila in the world. Highest in quality, best in taste and truly the tequila of the people. Cheers, my friends. #teremana #gratitude #founder
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The president wants a big military send-off tomorrow. Unfortunately, the military is busy defending the Capitol from his supporters.
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just an incredibly special day.
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I have never been prouder to see another young woman rise! Brava Brava, @TheAmandaGorman! Maya Angelou is cheering—and so am I. https://t.co/I5HLE0qbPs
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Even if I bought 100 tubes of chapstick, within a week I wouldn’t be able to find any of them.
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lmao we got lost on the way to soundcheck but I just got to meet these fucking actual heroes https://t.co/yaKcXUezpx
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I must have been gooooood in a past life
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today our great national fuckup is over, but the shame will last forever. with 2 impeachments, the creation of 3 million LESS jobs, 403,000 dead, a record low approval rating and god knows how many crimes, we can officially say Donald J Trump is the greatest at being the fucking worst. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to have the guy with barely enough well done steak with ketchup fueled brainpower to power a lightbulb who doesn’t even know how to close an umbrella run the country. History will not be kind to you, you absolute psychopath. But I never was anyhow.
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a new day! a good day!
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I tried to sing with Garth but got about 6 words right
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