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(Jun 01, 2021 03:58)
This conservative meme keeps getting shared on my feed. I didn't create it -- it's from a comic of mine about the word "literally." What's funny is that I created the Gayroller to embody the exact opposite of what this meme is trying to say. https://t.co/h64SzMDGjB https://t.co/oNdVbWVibr
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4 years ago
(Jun 01, 2021 04:03)
The thing that really gets me is the "etc." It lists all these deeply-held beliefs, but then it peters out with "etc." It'd be like saying "I believe in truth, honor, and a bunch of other super-duper important stuff which I can't think of right now." 😂
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4 years ago
(Jun 01, 2021 04:06)
Sorry if you feel attacked but the truth hurts! 🌟: justme.rod
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4 years ago
(Jun 01, 2021 12:25)
I kinda miss my designated crying stall at the office whenshappyhr
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Mullets and certain piercings as well. https://t.co/JQC7DJqKRA
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4 years ago
(Jun 01, 2021 06:54)
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY: A Betoota Heights father of three has decided to get the spicy cough jab after being unsure about it for months. Dennis Pooley was on the fence, he says, because he lives on the fringe of the mighty Simpson and rarely leaves our cosmopolitan desert community – which is yet to register a since case of the Pangolin’s Wrath. That and he reckons it was developed to lower fertility rates and this whole thing was designed by a series of small, powerful families in Europe and North America to lower the global population. “But,” he said. “When I saw Scott Cam get the so-called Michelle Phifer jab on the TV, I knew I had to get it,” “I know Scotty wouldn’t mislead me.” When asked by The Advocate why he had the change of heart, he said it was because he already had three kids and didn’t want any more. “It’s cheaper than getting my plums disconnected? Isn’t it?” More to come.
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